One must remember what Mr. Miyagi said on the Karate Kid. Wax on. Wax off!

A wise man once said that a snake is more scared of you than you are of it.

Welcome to the Sane Asylum!

Hi! We're not insane. No...we're not. We just think that whenever we hear a ding it's time for our medication or that we need to answer the door when a doorbell rings on the television. Do not worry! You're safe here! My name is Kat and I am the owner of this quaint museum. I was one of the first females to enter the service during World War Two and I shot down ninety enemy planes. Yes dear, the cookies are nice and warm. Have a few...

Please Enjoy Your Stay.

Yes, enjoy your stay. Have some cookies and listen as I tell you of my time during the war...You see...I was outnumbered by the enemy 20 to 1. I wasn't scared oh no...